Hey All!
I’ve been busy this week putting the finishing touches on a
video that I’m very proud of. Check that out at this link:
Big thanks to all those who helped to make this video a reality.
You’ve been awesome to work with. One down and many, many to go.
Because I’ve been busy with that I haven’t had a chance to write
anything this week. So, I’m doing something this weekend that I had hoped to
eventually do, just not this soon. I’m having a guest blogger author this
week’s entry.
Check back next weekend or subscribe to get updates. Hell, do
both. I’m pretty sure I’ve got things set up to subscribe by email. If not let
me know. Hopefully, next weekend I’ll have something to say. I’m usually not at
a loss there. But I just ran out of time. Also, subscribe to 1516 Productions
at the YouTube link above. We’re planning on filling that bad boy up with some
great videos.
Well, I’ll stop blabbing and introduce you to your guest writer
now.
I have in my many years of life met some really interesting
characters. I mean some wonderfully colorful people. But this week’s guest writer
has got to be near the top. Although, I grew up in the land of trailer parks,
it wasn’t until I moved to L.A. that I met Dale. This crazy little creature is
a bit out of place in SoCal, but Dale would’ve fit right in back in my
hometown. Maybe that’s why we’ve always gotten along so well. Anyway, Dale’s
going to take care of the pontificating and bloviating this week. Everyone, my
friend, Dale The Redneck Possum! Have at it Dale!
Hi y’all. So, first things first. I suppose I should show you a
pic of me or somthin’. Uh I’m not a big fan of them cameras. The flash hurts my
eyes. But here’s a painting a friend of mine did. I think it captures my
likeness all right.
It ain’t easy bein’ a possum in LA. At least folks ain’t
tryna hunt me for a pie though. I got family in Arkansaw. Not many anymore. But
some.
Ok, first things first, What in the Hell is this boy J.Lee’s
problem? Huh? I mean one blog a week. He dun lost is ever-lovin’ mind if he
thinks anyone is going to remember in a week to check back. How fuckin’ hard is
it to write a short little somethin’ everyday? We all check our facebook like
20 times a day, right? And most of us repost about 6 things, plus some dumbass
comment or picture of what we ete for supper that night. (Believe you-me, you
do not want to see my suppers!) I mean grow a pair, boy. I hope he checks back
an’ reads this. I swear, I will stomp a mudhole in yor ass Glassburn. Post
more.
Alright! I gots sumthin’ on my mind. First, I AM SO GLAD that
people are still talking about this NSA bullshit. Jleeglassburn had already
approached me to write this blog earlier in the week an’ I wasn’t sure it was
still gonna be news by the time his dumbass got around to posting somthin’. But
by the grace of God we are still concerned. So I gots something to say about
it.
To all my Liberal, crybaby SoCal neighbors, if you got something
to hide, you are the ones we are looking at! If you don’t, why do you care?
Hell, NSA wants to check my facebook posts, read my emails, listen to my phone
calls, you gonna be bored. I got nothing to hide. I talk to my mama once a
week. I set up times for me an’ my buddy to go diggin’ through garbage
cans. Borin’ shit. An’ you know why?
Because I love America! That’s right I bleed red-white-and-blue! But all you
Liberals want to make sure that if a buncha raghead, terrorist want to blow up
some gotod hard-working, nice Americans they should have that right. Waaah waah
waah! Those people’s poor rights.
And this Snowden fella, he ain’t no hero. Quit saying that shit.
He gave away American secrets. We are less safe because of him. That’s why he
left the country. Thank you for that Mr. Snowden. Because America! Love it or
Leave it. And you did. I wish I could find him myself. As far as I’m concerned
he is a terrorist. I mean he may look like I nice fella but I bet he’s got
friends named Mohommad.
Look do you know how many people die in terrorist attacks every
year? Well, I don’t either, but I bet it’s almost as many as people who are
eaten by sharks every year. Now that’s some scary shit! If reading my tweets
make the country safer, what’s wrong with that?
One of the things that great about being an American is that we
don’t live in some shitty mid-eastern dictatorship where you’re scared to wake
up in the morning. Maybe there’s somebody outside your door waiting to kill
you. Well, that’s the America liberals want.
First things first, Liberals, someone needs to slap you and wake
you up to the reality that we can’t all just have a coke and skip through the
meadow holding hands. There are bad people in this world and they want to kill
us. Because America is the greatest country in the world. How can you not
connect those dots? How dumb are you?
So, I say, good job NSA. Way to keep America safe. I hope this
asshole, Snowden didn’t undue to much of your hard work. And to the Liberals
let me break it down for you.
Telling American secrets isn’t free speech. Talking bad about
the government isn’t free speech. Free speech is like saying “Ford is better
than Chevy.” I mean you’d have to be dummer than a bag of hammers to think
that, but this is America and you got a right to be wrong. America is the good
guys! If you’re against America you’re a terrorist.
Furthermore, I’m an American and I’m one of the good guys. So if
the NSA wants to read my emails, I say let ‘em. I got nothing to hide. I love
America. I don’t care. Read my emails. Read my tweets. Listen to my phone
calls. Read my mail. It’s just a birthday card to my mama. Hey if it make
America safer you can put a soldier right in my home. I don’t care. I’d love to
show some hospitality to the fine men who protect our freedom. But, then I
support our troops. Not like these goddamend hippy liberals.
These lah tay sipping, hybrid driving crybabies are all ways
bitching about terrorist rights. Like, why didn’t Obama close Gitmo. Because
they are keeping terrorist there to keep us safe, dipshit! Waah waah waah. No
due process, no speedy trial, cruel an’ unusual punishment. Those are American
freedoms. We don’t give them to terrorists!
And what’s this about drone strikes or something. Look it’s real
simple Liberals. Don’t hate America and we won’t fuck with you. What’s so hard
about that?
Alright, I got a little of topic. I guess I said everything I
wanted to say about this NSA business. But as long as we’re talking about
Liberals and their view on rights. Why are you wussies so concerned with all
the rights except the Second Amendment? Hmm? I mean what are we supposed to do
if the government gets all tyrannical and starts taking away our freedoms? I
bet you’ll be glad people (and possums) like me have guns then, huh?
Alright, I’m done. But J.Lee said to tell you, um, leave
comments or something. I guess if you want to express your opinion on the
topic. But if you just want to say something against America I would advise
against it. The NSA is probly reading this. So …. Yeah.
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